Review: Snail Bob "Cruel Proboscis" Category: Music REVIEWS:

This cover is upside down, but I can't rescan it tonight.

SNAIL BOB

This has got to be the worst ever submission that has ever come across my bed.. The good side is that the “artist” has most likely already perceived this to be the truth beforehand because he does seem to have a humorous side intact. For instance, after the first or second song I had to move to another room while the CD was playing... and I would periodically hear abrupt screams and other weird vocal outbursts at breaks in the songs and such. At best, this would be similar to Lou Reed straight out of the womb, although it's going to take this artist another 8 lifetimes at least, to get to the level of “Take A Walk On The Wild Side”... The only reason I've been generous enough to do somewhat of a review is because of the dollar spent in the mailing. So here, 1 star for “effort” and a half star for the stamps... 1 ½ Stars out of 5

2:35 AM